tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
