She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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