We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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