So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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