She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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