How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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