For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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