Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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