let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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