He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Randomize
