Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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