I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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