I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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