i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I need a beard to bite.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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