Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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