You're my little dorito
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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