I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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