How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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