who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
