Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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