Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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