We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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