Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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