Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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