were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷ðŸ»â€â™€ï¸
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