Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize
