I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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