the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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