awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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