Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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