dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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