yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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