So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
soo... how was my night?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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