doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
