dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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