glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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