I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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