that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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