Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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