I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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