Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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