Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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