Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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