i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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