After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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