it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
my poor anus
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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