you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
vagina is talking i cant
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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