i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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