Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
OPIZZABONMYDICK
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
