Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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